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Charles Darwin's Interests
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Music
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Re-reading the Bible, watching Youtube, trying to get laid finally |
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X-men, Alien, King Kong, The Island of Dr. Moreau |
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Television
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Survivor, American Idol, Man vs. Nature, America’s Next Top Model, Girls Gone Wild |
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US Magazine, OK! Magazine, Lord of the Flies, Wikipedia |
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Heroes
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Pat Robertson is speaking to me these days
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Charles Darwin's Details
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| Here for: | Find someone who wants to take me out and get me drunk so I can forget all about these idiotic theories I’ve been working on my entire life |
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Zodiac Sign:
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Yeah sure why not – might as well believe in this bullshit – If I’m grumpy and bad with money, that makes me a Scorpio or some shit
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| Children: | Theory of Evolution, Theory of Survival of the Fittest, Theory of Natural Selection. They’re all up for adoption. |
| Occupation: | Heretic |
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Charles Darwin's Blurbs
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About me:
You may know me as the former father of Evolution – the theory that is the basis of growth and existence on planet earth. Yeah, well I get it - I was wrong okay?! You can stop making episodes of Women’s Murder Club and Cavemen. The message is loud and clear! You can get Carlos Mencia off stage. I get it for god sakes!! Sure, Survival of the fittest is a cute idea, but it’s wrong. WRONG!! All the signs are there, the unabashed worship of Dane Cook, Lindsay, Britney, Paris, the Olsen Twins, Chris Crocker on stage in Vegas! Please stop it! They will never go away. That's perfectly fine. Who wants a drink?
According to my theories, Britney Spears should have never been able to pass a driver’s exam to begin with let alone reproduce. Neither should Nicole Ritchie or Soleil Moon Frye for that matter. These days Pamela Anderson is considered "stately" for Christ's sake. OJ Simpson hasn’t been put down yet? Well that was the real nail in the coffin on the evolution theory.
Survival of the Fittest has been replaced by a new series of far more reliable theories: Survival of those with the most Youtube hits, Survival of those with at least 4 DUI’s, Survival of those who can support the largest sunglasses. The only special exception to this is if you queef at an awards show - you'll get 12 episodes on E!. That’s just science for you.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Ellen DeGeneres’s abandoned dog. I know how you feel babe.
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Audrina Patridge
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Jan 29 2008 08:24 AM
You should see the ratings for The Hills! Wait, why are you sobbing?
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Britney Spears
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Jan 22 2008 10:15 AM
Hey dude....I'll take you out drinking!
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Tila Tequila
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Jan 20 2008 08:22 AM
My new show follows your theories to a tee. Except instead instead of finchers there's crotch scabies.
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