Colbert Loves Stewart
Colbert Loves Stewart
"I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound—with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world."


Sex: Male

Age: 44

Location: Los Angeles

State: CA

Last Login: 07/20/08


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    Colbert Loves Stewart's Details
Status:Married to my wife Evelyn
Here for:Trying to win Jon Stewart's affection back!
Orientation:Straight...but I have a soft spot for Jon.
Hometown:Born in Washington, D.C.and grew up in Charleston, South Carolina on James Island.
Ethnicity:Irish American
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Children:3 darlings
Education:Northwestern University's School of Communication
Occupation:TV News Show Anchor
Income:More than you can imagine...so I don't love Jon for his money.



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About me:
I don't get it. Ever since leaving The Daily Show, Jon wont take my calls. I show up with flowers and he pushes we away. All I want to do is talk to him. I have so much to thank him for, and his playing hard to get is driving me mad!

Madly in love!!


He refuses my friendly gestures...like bringing flowers...


Once he went as far as climbing the highest peak to escape from me...

Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet Jon Stewart again. Why wont you take my calls Jon? What's with this restraining order!??

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James Dean

James Dean

Apr 16 2008 04:56 PM

I like guys in glasses! You think you can talk to Harry Potter for me? Thanks.
John Wayne Gacy

John Wayne Gacy

Feb 12 2008 02:15 PM

You are sexy! Do you like beer?
Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Nov 21 2007 09:49 AM

You want to be my male talent? Can you hold out for 30 minutes?
Nick Carter The Cute B.S. Boy

Nick Carter The Cute B.S. Boy

Oct 24 2007 01:21 PM

yo! if you win can I be a member of your cabinet? holla back peazz- nick
Ask Madea

Ask Madea

Oct 24 2007 09:50 AM

Colbert I tell everyone "I outta punch you in the face!" don't take it personally. I'm crazy as hell! But that's why everyone loves me.
Charlize Theron

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Oct 23 2007 11:27 AM

How could you be in love with John when you know I'M the sexiest woman alive? Worship ME, dammit!
Mr. Met

Mr. Met

Oct 23 2007 10:09 AM

I can't vote... I'm technically not an American citizen because I am not actually human... I have a baseball for my head!
Ask Madea

Ask Madea

Oct 22 2007 08:46 AM

I ought to punch you in the face!
Drunk George W. Bush

Drunk George W. Bush

Aug 29 2007 03:16 PM

I still need to get you back for your little stunt!! Maybe I'll help Jon get protection from you.
Schlitz

Schlitz

Aug 28 2007 02:24 PM

Hey Colbert! I can help you forget all about Jon.
Randy Jackson

Randy Jackson

Aug 26 2007 09:08 AM

You can win back the love! Just be yourself dawg.
Straight up - It's Paula

Straight up - It's Paula
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Aug 24 2007 05:07 PM

I feel for you man! Good luck.
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