About me:
Ya'll know me. I'm your President!! I would like to make an important proclamation today! America....drink beer!! Beer good. Tequila shots good. Jager bombs....Weapon of Mass Destruction!!!
Saddam had invited me to his palace a while back to do Jager Bombs, and I guess I've been drunk since, cause one day I mentioned that Saddam had some great bombs in his palace and before I knew it. We were bombing the heck out of it!
Yeeeehaaaa!!! That's what drinking will do! Win wars!!! I mean, start wars! Hah...that reminds me, I looooooove Star Wars. Little Chewbaca is a cute furry thing.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone that remembers how to get me home. I live in a big white house in town. Also now that I think about it. Chewbacca.
Angela totally wants me! She just put on this show, to keep our little secret!!
Thanks for the offer. I will deffo be there. I'll bring some home movies with me. You should see the one where I do my John Candy impression, it'll crack you up.
PS shall I bring a bottle or are you sorted?
Demi and I both voted for you. With you as president we hold our heads up high without shame and tell the world we are Americans. You're the best president ever!
NOT!!! Dude you SUCK ASS and we voted for Kerry! You've just been PUNK'D!
Drunk Bush
