Sanjaya
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"Keep worshipping your false idols, America! I don't care."
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Sex: What, exactly, does this even mean? Is there really such a thing as "gender"? (Gay, but closeted until my publicist tells me to say otherwise.)
Age: 19
Last Login: 04/28/08
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Sanjaya's Interests
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General
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Telling kids at the mall how stupid they are. Being all philosophical about stuff. Constantly explaining that my appearance on American Idol was meant to be a political statement, and that the producers manipulated the footage to make me look like some smiley Reality Mascot. |
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Rage Against the Machine. |
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Michael Moore's movies, and pretty much all the other documentaries about evil American capitalism in my Netflix queue that I'll eventually get around to watching. |
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Television
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I think you should Kill Your Television (especially if Idol is on). But if you don't, The Office and 30 Rock are pretty funny. |
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Michael Moore's books, Sartre (Cliff's Notes), and as far as magazines go, mostly just Adbusters and People (both just remind me how much I hate America). |
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Michael Moore, William Hung (he totally got it, man), those Buddhist monk dudes who set themselves on fire or whatever, and Tony Bennett (he was really nice to me on the show!) |
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Sanjaya's Details
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| Status: | In the time you wasted reading this sentence, somebody probably just died in Iraq or was unfairly disqualified from a reality show they totally should have won, all because of The Man. Think about THAT while you try to sleep tonight! |
| Ethnicity: | A dreaded Middle-Easterner! Why don't you put me in prison camp already? Or better yet, discriminate against me in a TV competition I totally deserved to win. |
| Religion: | As I learned on the night when that asshole Seacrest escorted me off-stage for the last time, there is no god. |
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I'm a cancer - on the system, man!
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| Occupation: | Free thinker. Revolutionary. Media critic. Part-time sales associate at Barnes & Noble. |
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Sanjaya's Blurbs
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About me:
There is no me. Or you. Or us. There is only the oppressive capitalist evil that's engulfing our society. People in this country can't seem to understand anything outside of the compact, neatly constructed little bits of bullshit their TV feeds them every night. The media is lobotomizing you, one stupid Gap Ad or so-called reality show at a time. Like sheep with a remote control and a text message vote, everyone just keeps tuning in to the latest America's Next Top Stupid Reality Star (and believe you me, these competitions are totally rigged!), but I bet most people in this country probably couldn't even tell me their own child's favorite subject in school, or the name of the last song I sang on American Idol. Forget "about me". Maybe you should spend some time in front of a mirror finding out more "about you" and your waste of existence before Bush and his cronies and that asshole Simon Cowell enslave us all.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who will turn off their televisions for once (especially if they're watching American Idol), pick up a book or a newspaper, and try to actually learn or experience something more REAL than a silly singing competition that isn't even fair in the first place. Until you've done that, I don't want to meet ANY of you sleep-walking morons (unless you voted for me, in which case, thanks for the support!).
THE REAL TERRORIST!!!
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Wacko Jacko
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Jan 03 2008 07:36 PM
Hey Sanjaya... you remind me a lot of myself when I was younger. Except you are a gorgeous girl. Want to come over to neverland and play?
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Benji Schwimmer
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Aug 03 2007 12:47 PM
We definately got to stick together.
We should both pick a couple shows and help eachother win.
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Shiloh
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Aug 02 2007 09:21 PM
I smuggled the phone into my crib every Tuesday in order to vote for you!
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