Sly Stallone
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Sex: All dude!
Age: 62
Location: New York City
Last Login: 01/25/08
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Sly Stallone's Interests
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Lifting. Painting. Punching meat. Motorcycles. Powerful, primitive sex. |
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Anything by Survivor |
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The Contender |
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Sly Moves: My Proven Program to Lose Weight, Build Strength, Gain Will Power, and Live your Dream - by Me!!!
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Sly Stallone's Details
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| Status: | Married (but not “too” married) |
| Here for: | Mingling and relevance |
| Orientation: | Insane women. (Bridgette Nielsen, Naomi Campbell, Janice Dickenson) |
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Body type:
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Greek God (with the help of HGH)
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| Ethnicity: | 100% Italian |
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Zodiac Sign:
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Aquarius
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| Occupation: | Actor |
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Sly Stallone's Latest Blog Entry
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I can’t believe I did a movie called “Oscar” and I didn’t play the character named “Oscar.” (view more)
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“A craigslist question” (view more)
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Sly Stallone's Blurbs
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About me:
Uhhh…I don’t know…where to begin, you know? My story…uhhh…it’s a story of an underdog, like, Rocky Balboa…or, uhhh…John J. Rambo. I don’t know. I grew up in New York City. In Hells Kitchen, you know?...I always wanted to be an actor, you know?...So, I, uhhh…I moved to Hollywood. My first movie was called…uhhh…Party at Kitty and Studs. I was paid $200 for two days work. That movie in particular was…uhhh…I guess you could say it was “pornographic” in nature, you know? Because I was being filmed having sex with women. But, after I made it big and won my Oscars and everything, I went back and…uhhh…made sure all my penetration scenes were…uhhh…deleted, you know? And then, after that, it was…uhhh… Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man, and another Rocky. Also, Planet Hollywood was my idea.
Because my Rocky Balboa movie was such a hit last year, I just finished another Rambo movie! And after that, I plan on making sequels to a bunch of my other movies.
Cliffhanger 2: Retired rescue worker, Gabe Walker, must save the day yet again as his Denver-area REI store (in which he works as a part time cashier and rock-wall supervisor) is taken over by terrorists.
Rhinestone 2: A superstar country singer, who was once a New York City cab driver, becomes a cab driver once again.
Chief Justice Dredd: Chosen to the lead the highest court in the land, Judge Joseph Dredd debates the most controversial issues of the future: robo-bortions and illegal alien immigration (who, by the way, are actual aliens!)
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Who I'd like to meet:
Uhhh…I guess I’d like to meet “Oscar” again. Heh, heh, heh. (That’s a funny joke I made because it’s a little trophy man and not an actual human being man. You know?)
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PET NOT FOOD
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Feb 18 2008 01:10 PM
Why don't you use your newly rediscoverd badassness for something good like getting me the hell out of this apartment? I's certainly better than remaking crappy movies that don't even deserve a sequel.
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Arniebearchen
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Jan 03 2008 09:14 AM
Next time around, you should be my running mate.
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