Stelarc
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I HAVE A FUCKING EAR ON MY ARM!
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Sex: male
Age: 62
Location: Touring
Last Login: 01/28/08
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http://www.FriendSpaceBook.com/Stelarc |
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Stelarc's Interests
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Music
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House |
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Terminator, the Fly. Hollowman |
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Television
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Bionic Woman, Nip Tuck |
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Anything by Isaac Asimov |
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Heroes
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Spidey
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Stelarc's Details
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| Here for: | to warn everyone of my power. |
| Orientation: | straight |
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Body type:
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enhanced, the "human" body is completely obselete.
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| Religion: | technology |
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Zodiac Sign:
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Gemini
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Smoke / Drink:
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no / no
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| Education: | multiple degrees |
| Occupation: | performance artist, robotics |
| Income: | $250, 000+ |
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Stelarc's Blurbs
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About me:
I am Stelarc, and This is a WARNING not to be ignored! If no one tries to stop me, I will not be able to avoid achieving world domination. Why? Because I have an ear on my arm!
You read that right. I have an ear on my motherfucking arm. Commence panic.
With my arm-ear I have become what can only be called a weapon...a weapon with a cell-cultivated ear implanted into its left arm. What can I do with my arm-ear? WHAT CAN'T I DO WITH MY ARM EAR! Well, I can't hear with it, for one. This is a plus, because it does not negatively affect my balance!
Here are just a few of the myriad uses for my new arm-ear:
I can shake it in your direction and intimidate you with it!
I can store small erasers in it or foodstuffs to take with me on reconnaissance missions.
I can smother a small candle's flame with it, leaving darkness where there had been light!
I can sustain wet willies in it without discomfort...no one can use that torture method against me!
I can stick it through a hole in a men's bathroom and confuse people into thinking I'm eavesdropping!
I can give the impression that I am an alien with additional alien powers, the kind that would be exacted with an arm-ear!
Some background: Look, the human body is an obsolete piece of trash, and I've spent most of my career playing with body enhancements and robotics. I've done everything: I've allowed my body to be controlled remotely by electronic muscle stimulators connected to the internet, I've created a robotic third hand, a robotic third arm, and a spider-like six-legged walking machine...but this ear thing, well, even I'll admit, it was irresponsible.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone willing to accompany me, who is strong and trained to keep me from using my ear-on-arm power for malicious reasons. Someone capable of stopping my superior-ear-laden self-machine from achieving world-domination.
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Toys From China
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Feb 19 2008 01:05 PM
We could come visit if you'd like to install some recalled toys!
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Judd Apatow
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Jan 28 2008 02:47 PM
You owe me like 10 Gs.
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Dexter
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Jan 28 2008 02:46 PM
Try to control your urges. Use your ear for good. Use it to destroy those who need destroying.
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Dane Cook
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Jan 12 2008 02:40 AM
You have an EAR on your ARM? I want to STAB you in the JAW."
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