Suri
Suri
You can't compare Suri to Maddox, its like beauty and the mini-beast.


Sex: Female

Age: 2

Location: Berlin

Country: Germany

Last Login: 01/18/08


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    Suri's Interests
General Traveling around the world with my parents, BEING CUTE, reading blogs, , my new friendspacebook, STEALING THE SHOW, being a better Hollywood baby Shiloh Pitt eat your heart out!! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Music Spice Girls, Beck
Movies Jerry Maguire, Mission: Impossible 1 2 & 3, War of the Worlds, Batman Begins, First Daughter
Television Whatever is on the Scientology's Children's Network, my favorite is Ron the Space Explore!
Books
Heroes My Dad

    Suri's Details
Here for:Friends, converting, fun, converting, learning, converting
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:LA
Body type: 2' / Baby
Ethnicity:I dunno
Religion:Scientology
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Occupation:TomKat's kid
Income:Millions!



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   Suri's Blurbs
About me:
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Now you all know me as the TomKat baby, I'm everyone's favorite bowl haircut kid Suri! I was hidden away for the first few months of my existence and the sprung onto the world thanks to the Cover of Vanity Fair! You all love and are obsessed with me, you can't get enough of me!!!! Oh my Xenu! I'm turning into my father! Pretty soon I'll be fling myself off a couch somewhere proclaiming my love for my mother
Who I'd like to meet:
Xenu some day! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

   Suri's Friend Space
Suri has 36 friends.
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Arcade Fire

Arcade Fire
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Dec 17 2007 04:02 PM

You are the demon child! We will come for you soon, and you will sing with us.
Colbert Loves Stewart

Colbert Loves Stewart

Oct 22 2007 09:12 AM

Chateau Marmont

Chateau Marmont

Oct 18 2007 08:52 AM

We're sick of you throwing tantrums in our lobby!! Please tell your mommy and daddy to stop staying with us, or leave you at home with the nanny!
Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117

Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117
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Oct 16 2007 11:52 AM

Ahhh! Yes I've heard of such a race of peoples. These, as you call them, Scientologists are an eccentric group of aliens that jump on sofas and hold their wives hostage...Their ancient prophets speak of a choosen one by the name of Suri...my God! IT'S YOU!!!
Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117

Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117
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Oct 02 2007 12:44 PM

Have we met???
New York

New York

Sep 18 2007 03:37 PM

I want to introduce you to my mother, Sister Paterson. She'll excercise the demons out your little Scientologist ass.
Frownie Brownie

Frownie Brownie
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Sep 06 2007 09:01 AM

I'm sure you'll be needing one of my prescriptions soon...let me know.
The Closet

The Closet
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Aug 31 2007 07:02 PM

I know all about them stinky diapers of yours you've been tossing into the dishwasher. You wouldn't want your daddy, or worse yet, the "almighty" Xenu, to find out, do you you little tramp?
Anne Frank

Anne Frank
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Aug 31 2007 08:36 AM

Oh yes! Any friend friend of Xenu is a friend of mine! *cough* espcially if you take hitler's soul and drop it in a volcano*cough*
The Closet

The Closet
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Aug 27 2007 05:19 PM

You're a demon from the netherworld. Keep away from me.
Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline

Aug 16 2007 06:05 PM

Are you sure Tom Cruise is your dad? I thought his sperm didn't work. You alls know mine is in fine condition and if your mom sat at any club in hollywood I might have gotten her preggers.
Prince

Prince
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Aug 16 2007 08:58 AM

You should give me a call when you become of legal age...I've never tasted alien before.
Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise
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Aug 15 2007 12:17 PM

Hey baby....you look just like me.
Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton
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Aug 15 2007 09:51 AM

Rock on little lady!
L. Ron Hubbard

L. Ron Hubbard

Aug 13 2007 11:22 AM

Suri, my little prodigy who will one day rule the world! I noticed you are STILL on the bottle. This is unacceptable. That bottle is full of Thetans! I can only blame your mother. I knew that bitch would slip during the silent birth.
Zahara Jolie Pitt

Zahara Jolie Pitt

Aug 09 2007 12:28 PM

I noticed you didn't dispute the fact that your mother is a robot. Are you in fact an alien?
Zahara Jolie Pitt

Zahara Jolie Pitt

Aug 08 2007 02:28 PM

At least my mother's not a robot and my father isn't crazy! Loser!
Kato Kaelin

Kato Kaelin

Aug 07 2007 01:45 PM

Yo...you need to get rid of your contact table from the code. I can't add you as a friend or favorite since the MySpace graphic you got is blocking the buttons little twerp!
Maddox

Maddox
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Aug 07 2007 01:44 PM

Firecrotch!!!
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