Tom
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“I love things!”


Sex: Male, nonthreatening


Age: 32

Location: First beta tested in 2003. Oh, you mean “Tom Anderson”?


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Last Login: 04/28/08


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    Tom's Interests
General I like whatever you like as long as it’s something I suggested or promoted.
Music I like music by bands who aren’t afraid to sign contracts without reading them.
Movies Wall Street, Citizen Kane, Fantastic Four (opens 6/15!)
Television Anything fair and balanced. Or starring Brad Garrett. Certainly nothing on faggy ABC.
Books The Murdoch Mission.
Heroes Max Headroom, Wizard of Oz, George W. Bush. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

    Tom's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Some say I’m real, some say I’m a PR invention. I say: Watch “Hell’s Kitchen” every Wednesday on Fox!
Orientation:Come on! I’m your buddy!
Body type: Torso, arms, and head.
Ethnicity:The master race.
Religion:The internet is my church! Until someone finds a way to read and steal from people’s thoughts.
Zodiac Sign: Some people say astrology’s a tool of the devil, and liberals.
Children:If I had one, I would name him Lachlan.
Education:I sometimes wonder if I’m Smarter Than A 5th Grader.
Occupation:Just a regular guy who’s always there for his FriendSpaceBook peeps.
Income:Is bazillion a number?



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About me:
I’m just your average 31-year-old who loves certain kinds of music and is puh-SYCHED about the new summer season on Fox.

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Who I'd like to meet:
People are neat. I like people. And Teen girls who think being nearly naked on the net = famous or worthy.

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childproofglass

childproofglass

Mar 26 2008 05:48 PM

w0rd. i'm new. add me sukkas. ♥
Heather McCartney's Leg

Heather McCartney's Leg

Feb 12 2008 08:28 PM

I am only a leg and even I know you are a douche.
morrisey mopes

morrisey mopes

Feb 11 2008 10:34 PM

Your hotness makes me cry. I have a mespace page. No one has ever seen it.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Nov 20 2007 07:51 PM

Do you know how many lives Myspace has ruined?! You should be punished. Now come over to my castle so I can spank you...
You too Ms. Lohan.
The REAL Lindsay Lohan

The REAL Lindsay Lohan

Nov 12 2007 02:46 PM

I'm doing fine Tom. You seem to be doing well? So have you met my Impersonator personally?
The REAL Lindsay Lohan

The REAL Lindsay Lohan

Nov 11 2007 06:22 PM

Tom you're my friend TWICE! What's up with that man trying to increase your friend count?
The REAL Lindsay Lohan

The REAL Lindsay Lohan

Nov 10 2007 09:38 PM

Hey Tom you have a say in what goes on online...right? Well I want everyone to know...I'm the real Lindsay Lohan not that Skank they replaced me with! Have you ever seen anything like this!
F. Scott Fitzgerald

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Nov 07 2007 05:32 PM

tom hates jews.
Chris Farley

Chris Farley

Nov 05 2007 07:40 AM

DUDE....We gotta go out again....That Was Wild...I never thought you would do that with a stripper... and how aren't you dead, that was way to much cocaine...
The Doctor

The Doctor

Nov 03 2007 07:23 PM

Tom, perhar your boss will soon purchase BBC1, then people can see my show everynight!
Colbert Loves Stewart

Colbert Loves Stewart

Oct 22 2007 09:11 AM

Chateau Marmont

Chateau Marmont

Oct 18 2007 08:55 AM

Stop bring Tila Tequila to out hotel! And one last time...we DO NOT rent the rooms out by the hour!!!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Aug 30 2007 11:17 PM

I'm sorry about last night, I didn't mean to come on to you like that. I had too much whiskey and I was extremely emotional. I asked Satan on a date the other night and he turned me down. Honestly, I think he has a thing for Slutty Rachael Ray, but he has no idea how much better I am in bed. I'm going to try and convince Jesus into telling Satan how devoted I can be.
The Closet

The Closet
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Aug 27 2007 05:12 PM

Still watching your sister masturbate?
Pac-Man

Pac-Man

Aug 22 2007 09:47 AM

Hey Tom...Think I can get some kind of banner ads going on here to bring in some additional business? I'll cut you in to the profit of course!
Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler
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Aug 07 2007 09:39 AM

You're the man!!!
Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein
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Aug 01 2007 10:06 AM

Hey can you pass along a message to your boss Rupert Murdoch for me? Satan and I, are waiting for you at the party. See you soon.
Ashton Got Punk'd

Ashton Got Punk'd
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Jul 10 2007 01:51 AM

I watch all the shows on fox. It's my favorite channel.























HA! YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!
Straight up - It's Paula

Straight up - It's Paula
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Jul 06 2007 08:57 AM

Your excuses aren't working... Come on Tom. Don't you find me attractive and sexual?
Paris

Paris
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Jun 25 2007 04:49 PM

Hey sexy!
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