Unfitney
Unfitney
It's Britney Bitch


Sex: All time. Especially when you are all drugged out

Age: 1

Location: LA

Last Login: 11/16/07


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    Unfitney's Interests
General Posing for the paparazzi. Like I got a milliondolla mansion, but I love to stay at hotels. It makes it easier for the paps to get to me. Oh yea showing my vagina to the world. Ain't it pretty ya'll.

    Unfitney's Details
Status:Single. That fricken Kevin left me.
Here for:to get more attention. I can't get enough. Gimme more.!
Orientation:I love men and women. Preferably at the same time. Its hot ya'll try it.
Body type: I'm soo sexy. Everyone keeps telling me to cover up. Like WTF ya'll I have a really nice body I should show it
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Occupation:I drive around, give the paparazzi something to do.



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About me:
Ya'll I love my kids. I dunno why the Judge keeps telling me to do things. Like seriously ya'll who does he think he is. Does he not know that I am a pop icon, and the world revolves around me. I'll get my kids back, and keep doing drugs.
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Who I'd like to meet:
My kids again. I have no one there to get my cigarettes. They call them mommys lollipop.

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Unfitney has 10 friends.
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morrisey mopes

morrisey mopes

Feb 10 2008 03:07 PM

Cheetos and pills aren't made of meat! That's why we are friends. Cheetos are good! Even for your kids.
Hannibal the Cannibal

Hannibal the Cannibal

Dec 15 2007 09:08 PM

My dear young lady, might I give you some good advice ... if the Judge won't let you see your children ... eat him with some french fries and a nice little Pepsi! Regards Dr H Lecter (Psych)
Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Nov 21 2007 10:04 AM

I just might have the right movie script for you ;-)
Colbert Loves Stewart

Colbert Loves Stewart

Oct 22 2007 08:41 AM

Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

Oct 19 2007 03:14 PM

Ooooooh Kevin left you??? So what we all thought happened (you texting Kevin that you wanted a divorce) isnt true?
Conor Oberst

Conor Oberst

Oct 19 2007 03:13 PM

Hey girlfriend...you totally gotta lose that myspace contact table...or nobody will be able to add you, since you're covering up the buttons!
Adolphus A Busch IV

Adolphus A Busch IV

Oct 19 2007 03:12 PM

Have a beer, on me!!
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