I was the elder statesman amongst the “founding fathers” of the United States of America. That would make me something of a founding grandfather I suppose. I was also a world renown scientist before the trying times of our nation’s great struggle for independence from the British crown. As such, I did travel throughout Britain and the European continent, visiting, lecturing, and experimenting with my son, William. I am thus delighted to have occasion to visit the United States of the 21st century and see the great advancements which have been achieved within the electrical science as well as in methods communication.

William Gates (not to be confused by the General of the Constitutional Army during the Revolution of the American colonial states). Lady Tila Tequila, Stephen Hawking (a most curious scientist and ladies man, reminiscent of my younger self, yet bound by cruel nature to a rolling chair from which I understand he is incapable of abandoning).