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Sex: often

Marital Status: Married

Age: 35

Sign: Leo

City: London

State:

Country: England

Signup Date: 04/20/2008

Saturday, April 26, 2008

More about my Vagina - Welcome to the Comfort Zone!

Just a little update for my Vagina's many, many fans: Yes it's still absolutely stunning (even the view is breath taking)! Not that I mean to brag, but it could easily be one of the Seven Wonders of the World - right up there with The Grand Canyon (or the "Grab Canyon" as Len sometimes calls it), or even Death Valley. Sometimes I think that if there is one disadvantage to being me, it's that I can't enjoy my Vagina the way Len, Michael, and a few others seem to. They really have been privileged you know. I have to go now since a small group of villagers seem to be setting up adobe homes down there. I have to get right to the gynecologist's office before they get too comfortable.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

My Vagina, Again

I know I've been keeping on about that a bit lately, but it really is stunning. It's not the usual ham sandwich or pink taco, & really needs to be seen to be believed. See it you never will though. Well at least not until my career gets into a serious slump and I need to drum up some publicity. My Catherine Zeta Jones stage is at least 15 or 20 years off though. Did you know that old bag is saying that she's 39? That hag hasn't seen 39 in ten years!!

Coming soon - more news about my stunning cunt!! I hope that you enjoy hearing about the Pharaoh's Tomb as much as I enjoying talking about it! trust me when I say that it really does 'take the cake'! Come on, you know you want a piece of me.

My sweet vagina really does take the cake

I'm not being a big meanie by keeping The Golden Mine to myself. It's really for your own good. It just might be too much for you - read linked article: Would Female Orgasms Kill Men? I just couldn't have that on my conscience. BTW, I'm looking into having the Thunderdome registered as a lethal weapon.