Sex: A lot, it seems.

Marital Status: Single, with two rugrats. But I put out, guys, so take a second look!

Age: 1

Sign: Sagittarius

City: Some hotel room where people leave me alone… I hope.

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Signup Date: 05/22/2007

Monday, September 10, 2007

The critics have been slamming me for my VMA performance...

Show's how much they know. Guess who got offered a hot new endorsement deal the minute she got offstage? That's right, IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!! Get ready to see this shiz at a bus shelter near you.

Colbert Loves Stewart
Colbert Loves Stewart

Monday, October 22, 2007

Hey Brit! Wanna be my running mate? I think you are setting a fantastic example for the youth of America in this ad campaign!!