About me:
It’s an honor and a privilege to be named Esquire Magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive, one year in a row. I’ve been receiving accolades for my body for years. My supple ass in Cider House Rules. My firm but family-friendly breasts in Disney’s Mighty Joe Young. My come hither teasing in North Country. Even considering how butched up I was in Monster, the dudes still wanted to drive me out to the woods. What I’m saying is, why is Esquire the only magazine to finally recognize what a fine piece of ass I am?
I mean, what are these other magazines thinking? Look at this bullshit!
We'd love to have you back at the hotel again. Just please...don't stay with us if you are doing another movie like Monster. You scared too many of our guests when you had to get all ugly for that film.
