Fetus Spears
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I'm more famous than ya'll... and I ain't been born yet!!
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Sex: I don't have one yet...
Location: Wherever Mommy Is!
Last Login: 01/01/08
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http://www.FriendSpaceBook.com/fetusspears |
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Fetus Spears 's Interests
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General
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Sleeping, eating, kicking mommy in the ovaries, blogging in utero, FriendSpaceBook.com, plotting global domination. |
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Baby Mozart, Aunt Britney. |
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Knocked Up, 15 & Pregnant, Juno, Crossroads. |
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Television
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Zoey 101. |
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What To Expect When You're Expecting... so I can make sure Mommy gets a few surprises, haha. |
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My Mommy! She's so brave! |
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Fetus Spears 's Details
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| Status: | Single. |
| Here for: | Friends, Networking, Romance, Cuddles, SYMPATHY! |
| Orientation: | Not sure... sex scares me. |
| Hometown: | Kentwood, LA. |
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Body type:
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Squishy.
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| Ethnicity: | Half Louisiana Trailer Trash. The other half I don't know. :*( |
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I haven't been born yet... I'll get back to you!
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| Children: | Someday! |
| Education: | Mommy's? Middle school, maybe. |
| Occupation: | Fetus |
| Income: | Freeloader in a squishy rent-free apartment. |
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Fetus Spears 's Blurbs
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About me:
I'm a happy lil' fetus taking up residence in my mommy's uterus. It's going to be one helluva ride until I'm born because mommy is preggers at 16. And I'm pretty much screwed 'cause I'm gonna be born into the most fucked up family in Hollywood.
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Who I'd like to meet:
MOMMY!, maybe my daddy (unless he's a deadbeat daddy), Aunt Britney (let'ssss paaarrrttty), my cousins Sean Preston and Jayden James, my grandma.
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Fetus Spears has 12 friends.
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Fetus Spears 's Friend's Comments
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PET NOT FOOD
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Feb 18 2008 01:38 PM
Your life might possibly turn out worse that mine, and that's saying something.
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Bubbles The Monkey
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Jan 01 2008 01:12 PM
Do you know if you mommy is interested in a pet monkey??! I need help!
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Wacko Jacko
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Jan 01 2008 09:14 AM
As soon as you find out what you are sweet little fetus... ::please god be a boy:: let me know and you can come over to Neverland and we can play together!! Doesn't that sound like fun?!! HEHE!!!
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Jennifer Lopez's Ass
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Jan 01 2008 09:13 AM
The truth hurts little fetus.... like if I tried denying that I wasn't big it would be a lie. Don't worry I may just be an ass.... but your pretty cool for an unborn fetus.
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Jennifer Lopez's Ass
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Jan 01 2008 12:14 AM
Damn little fetus... I heard your daddy dun up and got another girl pregnant over the summer. Must suck to be second in his heart and be unwanted to him. :(. Sorry.
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Wacko Jacko
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Jan 01 2008 12:13 AM
Hey... so do you know if it's going to be a little boy yet? ;). Just wondering. Good luck with you're pregnancy. Don't listen to hollywood they're ignorant. I was with your sister and I'm here for you.
love always,
Michael
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