Pooping... Getting Spanked... Getting Pictures Taken of Me... Plotting world Domination... Getting Whipped... Farting...
Music
Anything Jennifer or Marc torture me into listening to... which is usually their records. Sometimes I wish I were dead! Any songs about asses! "Baby Got Back"... "Ms. New Booty."... "The Bum Bum Song"....
Movies
Anything my owner Jennifer Lopez has been in. And Glitter!
Television
Butt Exercise videos! They keep me in shape.. well keep me round!
Books
"My Ass" by Jennifer Lopez
"I love Jennifer's Ass" By Marc Anthony
Heroes
Myself.... and Marc's ass doesn't have anything on me. And Shakira's ass.... you ain't shit!
Jennifer Lopez's Ass's Details
Status:
Married to Marc Anthony's Ass...
Here for:
World Domination....
Orientation:
Ask Marc... :)
Hometown:
The BRONX!! Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got... I'm still Jenny's ASS from the Bronx!
Body type:
I'm pretty damn big..! And don't you forget it. Remember my name! (J-lo's ASS) You'll be screaming it later!
Ethnicity:
You tell me. I don't think Jennifer knows... Maybe Hispanic... Maybe a little White... Maybe a little Ghetto...
Religion:
Scientologist... Word.
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:
You know it... But mainly just after sex. / Yep. Again... mainly just after sex.
Children:
Soon. Jennifer is pregnant.
Education:
They don't have a school for asses... But I'm sure Jennifer at least passed Middle School.
Occupation:
Permanetly attached to Jennifer Lopez......
Income:
$100,000,000 a year! Per cheek!
Jennifer Lopez's Ass's Companies
Jennifer's Ass The Bronx, New York United States I showed up all them bitches and hoes who thought they had asses... they didn't know what an ass was Ass MASTER!
About me:
Well as you can tell I'm an ass. No literally. Specifically I belong to Jennifer Lopez.
There are rumors that I am the one ass that made Sir-Mix-A-Lot write "Baby Got Back".
My owner is currently pregger... so hopefully I won't get stretch marks on my gorgeous toush.
Jennifer Lopez has had me ensured for a million dollars! I am so fucking big I need my own
page appart from Jennifer... I really need my own continent. If she keeps eating and I keep growing....
I feel total world domination ::muhaha::.
Who I'd like to meet:
The hands of any hott celebrity other than my husband... Who will love me for what I am.
Thanks for posting a comment. Nothing much is up, except Len is trying to coax me into trying sushi. Methinks he has some sort of eventual threeway in mind! Hopefully our little weekend with the Cruise's, Seal and Heidi Klum will get that out of his head!
