Maddox
Maddox
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"Suri Cruise is a fire crotch!"


Sex: Male

Age: 7

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Probably taking a bath with my naked mom what's her name again, oh that's right...ANGELINA JOLIE!

Last Login: 04/28/08


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    Maddox's Interests
General Being the balls.
Living with my perfect family.  Hear that Sean Preston?  Give me your address so I can over and play in psycho town.


Music Anything but those friggan' drums Zahara plays.  I get it, YOU'RE AFRICAN!  Christ, why don't you just put a bone through your nose and spear a rhino!
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Television Love watching cartoons with Brad.  Shit he laughs harder than I do.
Heroes Mr. T.  I don't care what anyone says, that guy is the best.

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    Maddox's Details
Status:10 years away from your daughter’s panties. Look out Suri cruise!
Ethnicity:Cambodian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Occupation:Playa



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   Maddox's Blurbs
About me:
You know who the f*ck I am.  Used to be a poor orphan living in a Cambodian tiger cage and now I'm kickin' it in a phat Beverly Hills mansion with two parents who happen to be the sexiest man and woman alive.  Oh, and they're rich as shit.  Which means I'm rich as shit.  Yeah, I really hit the lottery man.  My life is amazing.  But I look around the Hollywood landscape and see all these other celebrity children thinking they're the tits.  Wrong.  I'm the tits.



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Who I'd like to meet:
Anniston!  Looks like she could use a little Asian in her.

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Wacko Jacko

Wacko Jacko

Jan 01 2008 01:48 PM

Hey wanna come over to neverland and play?!!! Hugs and kisses! Michael!
Jake

Jake

Nov 14 2007 11:26 PM

your pops sure is a pimp to score a fine ass bitch like Jolie, but then again young playa he is kind of a fagot, you shoulda taught yourself
Jake

Jake

Nov 09 2007 04:51 PM

yo what up homie!?, names Jake, it's nice to meet a fellow playa
Nick Nolte's Baby

Nick Nolte's Baby

Oct 09 2007 02:28 PM

Hey stud. Wanna come over for happy hour?
Sean P-Fed

Sean P-Fed

Sep 28 2007 02:25 PM

im gonna kick your ass
Eazee Emeril

Eazee Emeril

Sep 26 2007 07:43 PM

Sup lil pimp....I c u doing it big....U'll have to come down to Nawlins 4 one of my Jacuzzi parties...And bring that mom of urs...I've been cooking up sum reeeeeal special 4 her. Be Easy Youngin'....BAM!!!!!
Nicole Richie's Fetus

Nicole Richie's Fetus

Aug 13 2007 05:25 PM

Doc said since I've had no vitamins at all we won't know if I'm a boy or a girl til I come out. I thought I saw my weewee once, but it was just a baby carrot leftover from mom's last meal in 2003.
Zahara Jolie Pitt

Zahara Jolie Pitt

Aug 09 2007 12:28 PM

happy belated birthday. douche bag.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Aug 08 2007 12:30 AM

Hey kid. Tell your Dad he left his leather ankle restraints at my house....I tried calling him on his cell, but your damn mother picked up the phone and hung up on me.
Suri

Suri

Aug 07 2007 06:28 PM

Seems as though someone need go through some auditing!
Shiloh

Shiloh

Aug 07 2007 01:16 PM

Ha ha you two can fight over skeletor momma all you want. I've got Brad wrapped around my little finger
Zahara Jolie Pitt

Zahara Jolie Pitt

Aug 06 2007 11:23 AM

You're such a punk ass bitch. Mommy totally loves me better.
Shiloh

Shiloh

Aug 02 2007 03:03 PM

Pleaze brother you're still pissed about the time Ang carried me and you had to walk.
Melissa Joan Hart

Melissa Joan Hart

Aug 02 2007 01:32 PM

Hey kiddo! I saw your dad the other day.
Christina Aguilera

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Aug 01 2007 02:22 PM

Oh Maddox...sorry I havent played with you lately! You should check out my confessional when I open it soon. I hear you've been a bad bad boy!
Tara Reid

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Jun 27 2007 11:39 AM

Why haven't you called? You said I was special...
Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan

Jun 07 2007 12:46 PM

Hi sweetie,
I know your mom is super busy, so if you need a real mom to manage you, gimme a call. Of course my time is devoted to Linds, but you can obviously be prioritized above Ali.

Kisses,
Dina
Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan

Jun 06 2007 08:48 AM

Fear is obviously not a factor for you! Friend me and prove it!
Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan
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May 29 2007 01:18 PM

God damn boy! Them girls in that pic have some mighty phat asses. Somebody's gonna get pregnant!
Rachael Ray

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Apr 12 2007 03:19 PM

You HAVE to come partying with me Maddox! ~ RR
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