Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117
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Age: 1
Location: The Planet Reach, via sunny human colony Eradinus 2
Last Login: 01/07/08
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Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117's Interests
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General
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Gunning down the lucky. You think it’s okay to snatch up little six-year old boys from their home planets, and turn them into half-human killing machines?! DO YOU?!! WELL I DON’T, SCUM!!!!!!!!!!! Woah, I’m sorry to yell at you like that, I guess I’m just venting here. Been a while since I’ve had any time for my journaling. |
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Whatever that Streisand song is that goes “Papa can you hear me?....” One of the queers at USNC was humming that during re-formatting and virus scan last week, kinda made me think. Wonder if my papa hears me out here. |
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Just the home movies my Eradinusian nanny was able to stuff in my knapsack in 2517. Especially love the one where Dad’s pitchin’ the baseball to me, and I nail it right through his crotch. He just falls over screaming “you psycho!!! What the f*ck is wrong with you, you freak of nature?!!! You made a hole in daddy!!!” |
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Television
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Full House, Who’s the Boss, Just the Ten of Us, Step By Step—basically, the bigger the family the better, if you ask me. Where are MY cute lil’ sibs who grow up all retarded and busted-looking? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?!!! |
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Besides my journal, Claudia X-92? Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo: First Strike, Goodnight Moon |
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Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117's Details
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| Orientation: | Spartan |
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7' 0" / 1129 lbs
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We don’t need such comforts in the future.
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Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117's Blurbs
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About me:
What is there to tell? I’m a shell of a man—my shell is bionic armor and it’s HOT AS HELL IN HERE. No one ever thinks they’re gonna grow up to be a perfectly functioning kill deliverer. You’re going through life, minding your own damn business—sipping juice boxes, strangling pigeons, playing tic-tac-toe on the driveway. Here comes Mommy to tuck you in—make sure she gives Mr. Teddy Q. Bear a kiss goodnight too, and checks the closet for Covenant boogeymen.
But the boogeyman ain’t real. The war is. And before you know it, you’re getting thrown in a van, flown off to god knows where for all sorts of weird surgery. Mommy ain’t coming to tuck you in, neither, soldier—she ain’t even gonna write to you, let alone send you a care package full of her special fudgy nutbusters.
“Space ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it’s cold as hell….” You’re telling me, Elton J, you’re … telling … me.
Little boy,lost...
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Mom had hair as orange as a sky full of explosions, and just as smoky-smelling....
Me, crying
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Who I'd like to meet:
My captors. I think I’ve grown to love them.
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Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117 has 11 friends.
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Master Chief - Petty Officer John-117's Friend's Comments
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Pimpbot 5000
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Oct 19 2007 02:55 PM
Alright then...lets set this up!
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Suri
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Oct 12 2007 11:06 AM
You're all alone it is so sad :(
I know a great group of people who can help you out! They'll be your new family and make you feel all happy inside :) All you gotta do is find your nearest Scientology Center and tell'em Suri sent you
xoxo
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James Bond
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Oct 11 2007 02:42 PM
I require your alleigance to Dr. John Gravemind's floating ring fortress. We leave by jetpack in the morning.
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John Madden
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Oct 10 2007 02:06 PM
What kind of football pads are those you got on?
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Kiefer Sutherland
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Oct 08 2007 10:02 AM
Your tactical maneuvers are only exceeded by your ability to hold your liquor.
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Mr. Met
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Oct 02 2007 02:34 PM
How much do they pay to be a halo mascot?
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Pimpbot 5000
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Oct 02 2007 09:13 AM
Hey boys! Anyone need a robo-booty call?! Call me and I'll hook a brotha up with a deal.
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