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PET NOT FOOD

HELP!!

Sex: Female

Age: 4

Location: F City

State: F Prefecture

Country: Japan

Last Login: 06/09/08

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PET NOT FOOD's Interests

General	Freedom, fresh air, people who don't see me as food
Movies	The Great Escape
Television	Prisonbreak
Books	any type of book that will help me get the hell out if here before Excel's hunger gets the best of her
Heroes	Harry Houdini, the greatest escape artist who ever lived

PET NOT FOOD's Details

Here for:	help in escaping from my "owner"
Body type:	2' 0" / Ummm...scrawny. Not at all plump enough to eat
Ethnicity:	Mutt
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Occupation:	dog

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PET NOT FOOD's Blurbs

About me:
I'm being held as an emergency food supply by my "owner" Excel. Every time I manage to try to escape, that bitch manages to catch me(You'd think trying to take over the world would take up all her time). Then there's Hyatt, who lives with us. I've never seen anyone, human or animal, that can bleed out of every orifice and still live. So I can't expect any help from her. Hopefully, I can meet someone on here who can bust me out of my apartment prison or tell me how to drug that crazy girl so I can make my escape. The name's Menchi. That's japanese for mincemeat.

Who I'd like to meet:
My first owner, the old man.....nevermind, I killed that punk that last time I managed to escape from Excel.

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PET NOT FOOD has 67 friends.

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PET NOT FOOD's Friend's Comments

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Bubbles The Monkey

Apr 24 2008 02:52 PM

Thanks for your concern. I'll kick your owner where the sun doesn't shine. Maybe our owners could get together and then we'd both be free!! :). We could only hope!! xoxox, Bubbles

pet not food's owner

Apr 16 2008 04:38 PM

YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME,BITCH!

pet not food's owner

Mar 30 2008 11:57 AM

I FOUND YOU!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cancer On The Move...

Mar 30 2008 11:43 AM

You want me to take her out for you?

Dashboard Confessional

Mar 19 2008 08:03 PM

You look sad..wanna buy one of our cd's so you will just kill yourself?

Perez Hilton

Mar 17 2008 07:50 AM

Yum yum...thanks for the chicken wing! But I'm still hungry.

Bubbles The Monkey

Mar 04 2008 06:24 AM

Thanks little dog? You can come over here... I won't eat you.

Wendy's Cheeseburger

Feb 27 2008 09:53 AM

Want to eat me?

Bruce Lee

Feb 22 2008 08:03 PM

your welcome strange dog

Bruce Lee

Feb 21 2008 01:43 AM

young one, when I'm done training you, you'll be able to kill your owner till she's dead...in that order

Vampire vs. Werewolves

Feb 19 2008 12:57 PM

Just because you're a bitch, doesn't mean you should act like one. Besides, I thought you were a kitty cat.

Criss Angel

Feb 19 2008 12:50 PM

**POOF!**

Lieutenant Commander Data

Dec 15 2007 10:19 PM

I derive much pleasure from caring for endothermic quadrupeds such as yourself, although I cannot feel pleasure because I am an android.

The REAL Lindsay Lohan

Nov 10 2007 09:04 PM

Hey little Doggy I can sort of feel your pain. I was abducted but I haven't had anyone tried to eat me... So...why do they hurt you you just seem so scared...

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