Straight up - It's Paula
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"I need a special man to share my life with. I want YOU to know everything about me. I want to meet YOU and get to know everything about YOU, too. And I do mean EVERYTHING."
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Sex: Female
Age: 46
Location: Right now I’m sitting next to a raging fireplace, having a tumbler of scotch on the rocks. Well, actually, I’m out of rocks and tumblers. Also, I think the fire went out.
Last Login: 04/28/08
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Straight up - It's Paula's main audio
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Straight up - It's Paula's Interests
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General
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Yours. I’m a quick study.
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Music
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Anything as long as it is being sung by a professional and not some needy loser from the Mid-West. I’m feeling thirsty now. |
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Movies
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Fatal Attraction (That guy was SUCH a dick!) The Wedding Planner, Father of the Bride (1 & 2), The Lost Weekend, When Harry Met Sally, They Shoot Horses Don’t They?
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Television
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A Baby Story, A Wedding Story, A Dating Story, Blind Date, Whatever pleases you most. At first. |
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Heroes
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My old friends, Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Shirley Temple…oh no, wait…with gin in it. |
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Straight up - It's Paula's Details
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| Status: | Free agent - twice divorced. I mean, virgin, basically. |
| Here for: | I need a special man to share my life with. If you haven’t heard of me you probably live far outside the United States or don’t own a TV. That’s part of what I love about you! |
| Orientation: | Give me a little bit of schnapps and I'll pretty much do anything. |
| Hometown: | San Fernando, CA |
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Body type:
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Like a shapely garbage bag full of alcohol and problems.
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| Ethnicity: | People often ask me, “What the hell are you? You could be a black, a Mexican, an Asian, or one of those Milanos.” I can be any of the above for you. |
| Religion: | Again, your call. I’m open to pretty much anything. |
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Zodiac Sign:
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Gemini
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Smoke / Drink:
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No / Right now, yes. Later, yes.
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| Children: | A recent X-Ray showed a fair amount of scarring, but I’ll give it a shot for you. |
| Occupation: | World famous dancer, choreographer, singer, songwriter, TV personality and American Idol judge. |
| Income: | Contact Management |
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Straight up - It's Paula's Networking
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Dance - Performance - Hip Hop
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Straight up - It's Paula is in your extended network
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Straight up - It's Paula's Blurbs
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About me:
If you haven’t heard of me you probably live far outside the United States or don’t own a TV. Professionally, I’ve done it all, but I am sick of being single in Hollywood. I need a man who will just love me for being me. Not because I’m sober or coherent on TV talk shows, anybody can do that. I’m ready for the nightmares to end and for a man to replace the aching emptiness that only pills can fill….So, anyways, that’s me! Tee-he-he!
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Who I'd like to meet:
I’d like to meet (need to meet) a real man who can take care of me. I truly, truly think that is all I need to work out some of my personal stuff. I just need a soul mate who will really, really listen, and love me for me, not because he thinks I can jump-start his crappy music career.
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Other video content:
Straight up - Music Video
Paula Abdul - Episode 1 (Night Vision)
Paula Abdul - Episode 2 (Cable Guy)
Paula Abdul - Episode 3 (Jogging)
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Straight up - It's Paula has 49 friends.
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Straight up - It's Paula's Friend's Comments
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Björk
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Jan 24 2008 07:15 PM
I'll be in Reykjavík after this leg of my tour. I would love to sled with Paula Abdul! Just don't try to snort the snow! hehehehehe jk <3
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Björk
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Jan 24 2008 05:24 PM
Paula, sometimes when I'm feeling down, I like to take a bath with seaweed and cotton balls. It makes me giggle and cheers my face! You should "Straight Up" come visit me in Iceland! hehehe! <3
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The Closet
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Aug 28 2007 03:00 PM
I'm the kind of closet that knows better than to let YOU anywhere NEAR my house!
Keep back, you filthy she-devil!
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Zac Efron
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Aug 20 2007 11:59 AM
hey babe what happen to u i know we had that one date and it was great. i miss u call me. i still wear the dog tags u gave me. god i want u.
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Suri
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Aug 10 2007 01:26 PM
I know those at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre is always willing to be a friend to one in need!
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Paul Rudd
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Aug 03 2007 04:58 PM
The Rudd would never be friends with you. Sorry.
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Benji Schwimmer
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Aug 03 2007 12:52 PM
im going to be the winner of American Idol next year--wanna hook up?
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Tom
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Jun 20 2007 12:37 PM
Hey! I know you! You're on American Idol, on FOX!
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Satan
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Jun 07 2007 05:40 PM
You totally remind me of my mother.
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Maddox
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May 04 2007 02:04 PM
Paula stop f*cking callin my house phone at all hours of the night. I'm not into that senior citizen sex shit.
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