Tila Tequila
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"Hey everyone! I’m dying!"
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Sex: Female
Age: 27
Country: Cedars-Sinai Hospital, ICU.
Last Login: 04/28/08
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http://www.FriendSpaceBook.com/tilatequila |
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Tila Tequila's Interests
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General
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Um, right now, how about NOT DYING.
I’m also interested in not finding out what dialysis is like, which I will if we don’t find a donor. BTW – I have a colostomy bag now. Yeah, I’m pretty much interested in not having that anymore.
And…um…oh yeah, not getting molested by Findo the orderly who steals my panties and masturbates in my face every night because my throat is too closed off with respirator tubes to say stop it. |
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I just released an album. Oh, God, you guys please don't let me die before my album release party! |
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F*ck this! You guys, please!!!! I need the following:
-Blood (Type O)
-A kidney (You only need one! Come on!!)
-A liver (Do you know what it does? You do when it suddenly stops working)
-Marrow (Thanks for pointing out that donating marrow is really painful Marcus268. Thanks a lot) |
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Whoever helps me. If you’re a guy and you help me, I will come to your house and let you touch my boobs. If you’re a donor, I’ll let you play with your thing while you’re touching my boobs and you can even get a little of your stuff on my leg when you’re finishing. If you’re a girl I promise we’ll be best friends forever…I thought we already were. You guys, PLEASE!!!! |
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Tila Tequila's Details
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| Status: | Dying in my own stink. |
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Body type:
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Clammy, jaundiced, but still surprisingly hot.
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| Ethnicity: | Asian |
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Zodiac Sign:
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Scorpio, HEEEEEYYYY!!!
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| Occupation: | Self aggrandizing opportunist. Erotic Model. |
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Tila Tequila's Blurbs
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About me:
What up Tila-peeps!!! It’s me Tila Tequila, Queen of the Internet and the most popular girl on FriendSpaceBook. Sorry I haven’t chatted in a while, but I kinda have this bad thing in my body that I didn’t know about and it caused my organs to fail and now I’m like dying!
Boooo, right?!
So, I’m counting on all you guys out there to help me out! If anyone can donate blood or an organ (like any organ, they all went totes lame on me) I will love you forevs!!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Any one of my millions of FRIENDS who can spot me some plasma. C’mon! There’s like over a million of you guys and not one of you has type O blood. I just don’t believe that.
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Other video content:
 Tila Tequila's Plea For A Kidney
| Tila Tequila's Friend Space |
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Tila Tequila has 172 friends.
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Tila Tequila's Friend's Comments
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Tupac
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Mar 19 2008 08:32 PM
I can smell you from here.
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John Wayne Gacy
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Feb 10 2008 05:38 PM
Ewwww...your boobies are gross! Do you have a younger brother who drinks as much as you do and is just as whoreish? That would be awesome!!!!
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Kim Kardashian
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Jan 11 2008 01:01 PM
I'm gonna perform open heart on myself, and film it.
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Scarlett
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Nov 05 2007 04:17 PM
TT,
Have I told you lately how adorable you are?? *wink*
S xx
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Joe Rogan
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Oct 18 2007 12:59 PM
Baby I can be both a man and a woman....... come and show me that fear is obviously a factor in your life.
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Eazee Emeril
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Sep 26 2007 09:16 PM
just comin thru 2 bam u with a lil essence!
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Patrick Bateman
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Aug 13 2007 12:19 AM
Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
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Rehab Master
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Aug 01 2007 02:30 PM
hey! I'll give you half my liver. After surgery we can go for a cocktail or 2.
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Tom
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Jun 20 2007 12:35 PM
I think Dr. House can help you with your medical problem. Watch him on FOX!
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Ashton Kutcher
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Jun 06 2007 11:10 AM
Tila, I have all your organs right here.
JUST KIDDING!!!!!
YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bill Gates
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May 15 2007 12:49 PM
Tila I can't give an organ or blood but if you need funding let me know I'll cut you a HUGE check. - Bill
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Friend 8976
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May 09 2007 07:25 PM
Tila! I can't give you a kidney, but I CAN give you:
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Eddiko Okon
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May 01 2007 01:41 PM
I have a most generous proposition for you Ms. Tequila. I am but a simple yet wealthy African looking to make a deal with an honest and true American friend. Please contact me.
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The Donald
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Apr 06 2007 07:29 AM
Dying or not, I'm taking your title beotch. No one will have more friends than me!
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